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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

SMS jokes..

What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...

Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!

When you r alone, When you r crying, when you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Because incoming is free for me...

Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: Because he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

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